(Sigh)

So, I'm meeting with a client the other day. We have this serious discussion where I tell her in great detail what she needs to do to comply with the state so she can keep getting her state aid. I felt like I was very thorough in describing her options, the consequences of her actions, etc. So when I get done explaining everything, I ask her if she has any questions for me.

She responds with, "I notice that your belly button is popped out today."