I'm Old: Exhibits A and B

I was at a garage sale 2 weeks ago, when I saw another Mom-type there who had on a Griswold Tigers t-shirt (my high school). So I said to her, "Griswold Tigers? Are you a Griswold Tiger?" She said, "Yes." I said, "I'M a Griswold Tiger, though probably a lot older than you." Note: she looked a little younger than me, not a lot, but I was trying to be courteous.

Her response: "Yeah, you probably are."

The next day, I went to WalMart to buy spray paint. I went through the self-check, but got "flagged" and had to have a sales associate approve my purchase. I told her that I guessed it was the spray paint. She told me you have to be 18 to buy spray paint. I told her that I'm double that age. Then it hit me: I'M DOUBLE THAT AGE. I'M TWICE AS OLD AS 18. Ouch.