It's 1:18pm. What have you accomplished today?

Here's my day so far:

• Got to sleep in until 7:15. A rare treat!
• Got Micah up; he had soaked through his diaper.
• Notice we're out of Micah's overnight diapers.
• Start a shopping list for our trip to WalMart later today.
• Got Eli up; fed him.
• Ate breakfast.
• Cleaned kitchen while Ked showered.
• Set up Micah with his trains and Eli on the floor so I could shower.
• During shower, made a mental note of all the things I need to do today.
• Done showering; Ked off to work.
• Changed both boys out of their jammies.
• Gave constipated baby milk of mag.
• Put Eli down for nap.
• Built a cool train track for Micah.
• Sent 2 emails.
• Skimmed newspaper.
• Gave Micah a snack.
  
• Tried to teach Micah how to move the chair up to the counter so he could crawl up to get the phone while I nursed Eli.
• Realized that was a bad idea.
• Cleaned up spilled bottle of bubbles that Micah knocked over while he was trying to get the phone.
• Set Eli down to clean up gooey bubble mess; came back to notice Micah laying on top of him.
• Tried to nurse Eli again; interrupted by cat clawing at the screen door to be let in.
• Let the cat outside and inside 3 times each.
• Changed 6 diapers (3 were poopy).
• Lost shopping list I started earlier.
• Made lunch.
• Tricked/bribed toddler into eating said lunch.
• Fed constipated baby prunes.
• Watched with delight as Micah entertained Eli with a game of peekaboo while I cleaned up lunch.
• Made a mental list of things the boys could use for Christmas.
  
• Gave formerly constipated baby an emergency bath when prunes worked too well.
• Soaked dirty baby clothes in sink.
• Lamented as both boys are awake and screaming 1/2 hour past their naptimes.
• Noticed that the great train track I made had been torn apart all over the floor.
• Put dirty dishes in dishwasher.
• Put away clean dishes in sink.
  
• Took out trash.
• Put cat in laundry room so he doesn't puke on carpet.
• Silently cursed all those who have ever wondered what a stay at home mom does all day.
• Realized how much I really do love my life!
  

And now, folks, I am going to go upstairs and eat a piece of pie. THEN I will start to tackle all of the things that I planned to get done today :)

Update:

• Tried to publish this post.
• Got upset when computer crashed.
• Wrote down Xmas gift ideas while I waited for computer to reboot.
• Scarfed down pie.
• Heard Eli waking up after only 25 minutes.
• Retyped some of post with baby on lap.
• Hoping to publish post now. . .