Thursday, December 23, 2010

I'm not even sure what to title this post.

As you know, when you move to a new address, you get the pleasure of receiving all the catalogs, magazines, etc, marked "or current resident," that your house predecessor subscribed to. So let's just say we've been enjoying some new reading material these past 2 months.

LL Bean and Chadwicks? No problem; I'll look through them. Fancy speciality toy catalogs with ridiculous prices? The boys enjoy those. But TODAY, we got a Walkenhorst's catalog.

Not familiar with Walkenhorst's? Neither were we. In fact, the only people who WOULD be familiar with this publication are those ordering merchandise to ship to their relative/friend who is INCARCERATED IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. Seriously. It's a whole catalog of stuff that has been approved by the CA Dept of Corrections. For instance, all the electronics are see-through, so no one can smuggle in a weapon inside your flat screen. Don't believe me? Click here to visit their website.

I should have known something was wrong when I read the tagline "Request Your Parole Clothing Catalog" on the cover. Wow.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Rachel - that is the funniest post, something I didn't know anything about andfortunately it can remain useless knowledge.
Merry Christmas,
Margaret Camwell

Tara Rehmeier said...

Who knew? I'll file this away in case I ever need to order something someday! Too funny.

RT said...

Now you tell me! That would have been pretty helpful for getting Tiffany's family Christmas gifts. I guess I will store it away until next year.
Ryan

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