SO Handsome!

He's good with numbers; not so much with common figures of speech

Eli:  "Last time I went to sleep, I counted 76 sheep!"
Micah, confused:  "HOW did you count the sheep?"
Kedron:  "He probably counted them in his head."
Eli:  "No, I didn't count in my head.  Things came out of my mouth."

"My ear talks when I talk." - Eli, after getting some water in his ear

From My 3 Year Old. . .

Eli:  "Mrs (preschool teacher) says we should pray every time we eat."
Me:  "Yes, we should. Do you pray before you have your snack at preschool?"
Eli:  "Yes.  Some kids peek their eyes but I don't."
Me:  "But. . . how do you know the other kids are peeking if your eyes are closed?"
Eli, shrugging:  "I'm just curious about what others are doing."

Fun with Pirate Eye Patches

Umm, Micah, this isn't quite right. . .

Wearing them as earmuffs?  Very creative!!

Great; you got your brother in on the act too.

If only covering their mouths kept them quiet. . . 

Ahh - there are my two cutie pirates!!